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Monday, June 8, 2009

WHO WOULD I BRING IF …..

- I wanna go to Las Vegas

Leslie because she speaks damn well in English and she looks like a Dutch. Haha is she? I don’t know. So when I arrive there, she would be my tour guide and translator. I would be easy lar. If I wanna buy expensive stuff where I cant afford it which the shop owner is a man, I would ask leslie to flirt with the owner to get a better and cheap price. “ Abg, aida nak tu.. aida nak tu.. “ Haha. Lets say im out of money since the lifestyle in Las Vegas would be high, I will ask leslie to sing at the street until we get more than enough money. Or if it does not work, I will just sell her to any of the rich people there. Of course there would be a buyer. If she refuse, nah aku bagi jual je kat tokey butik kasut mane2.. diam laa die.. tak pun sumbat je mknn..mesti diam punye..

- I wanna go to Amazon

Mien because I don’t know actually. Maybe she cant talk with a monkey there if we get lost. Hahaha. Plus animals would love her since she is cheeky like monkey. Haha. ( I hope Mien would not read this ).. kalau de wild animal nak kacau aku, skali Mien kentut sure2 takde binatang berani nak kacau..haha..
Pert because of his body size. Plus he would bring more than enough foods since you know pert is not small. So he needs a lot of foods to keep on living and energetic. And if the food is out of stock, he would hunt any animals there and I got meat to eat then. Kalau pert malas, aku sebut satu name je sure dia rajin secara tetibe plus gelabah.. test test.. “fama”..mesti pert ngah senyum sorang2 kat dpn skrin computer neh..
Jenol because he got something special that others don’t. so if there is wild animal wants to get to know me or want to disturb me, jenol will prevent it and he will make me feel secure. Jenol senyum je.. terkeluar laa senjata rahsie die..lagipun jenol kan ader bodyguard, labi2..And If im tired of walking, jenol can bring me keep on moving with his taxi. And yeah for free. I don’t need to call any Prebet. Haha.

- I wanna go to Bomoh’s house

Wawi because she is an expert in momok’s stuff. And if there is any momok sesat nak ganggu aku pun, she can easily save me. By saying, “hey momok. Blah cepat sblm aku panggil pak mirul, wakil GPMS. Nanti tak pasal, ko punyer keahlian di tarik serta merta.” Plus, if out of sudden anak jin Ahmad Albab came out, wawi can entertain them. Wawi is lovely and can stand with people’s behavior unless kalau anak jin nak lebih, mampus laa ko jin. Haha. Ditelan nya nanti.
Qiena because ya laa.. Jenglot kot.. Senang.. takda org kacau aku.. tapi mesti aku bz sket laa.. sure2 ramai momok tegur Qiena.. “ Eh jenglot, ko dpt tuan baru ea..macho sial..aum..” hahaha. Momok got taste lar.. And if aku nak minta ngan bomoh nk jumpa Cindarella, mesti laa tok bomoh cakap.. “ hotak lu..cindarella tak wujud ngok”..so aku dengan tenangnya akan berkata dengan bijaknya.. “tok, kalau cindarella tak wujud,macam mane org kerdil ne boleh sesat kat hutan masa ambik kayu untuk cindarella..” sambil jari ku tunjuk kearah Qiena.. Diam ko tok bomoh.. Haha..tapi kalau bawa BADAI skali mesti tok bomoh mati terus. Dua org kerdil kot aku ade.. hahah.. plus kalau Badai bawak Yani skali, berbuih mulut tok bomoh.. hehe..x sempat mengucap neh..

- I wanna go Jogging

Shauki because he will love it. Ya laa.. si dia, ( PP,bukan nama sebenar ) suka sport man..ala2 yg pandai camping kn.. hahaha…sure shoki nk..dgr kata shoki pun nak beli keta naza lepas ne..ok laa kan..hehe..kalau nak bwk Pokcik, nanti kan lambat lak sampai kat garisan penamat..kalau bawak Jenol,tkt die tido lak tgh2 rest..ala2 citer rakyat zaman dulu..huhuh..
For those who involve in my dream above, sorry ya !! hehehe..

5 comments:

coffee said...

Aku report kat dorng semue... dasar orang yg berangan nak TERBANG!.. wahahaha Bleh terbang ke ko..???

FrEE tHinkER said...

bolewh...weh jgn laa gtau pokcik.mapuh aku...

Qiena Nordin said...

kureng jek ko nehh...
kalo la dak2 2 bce...
mati ko by...
huuuuuuuu~

AfiQ said...

oooo...terase... =\

FrEE tHinkER said...

hahah yeah badai terasa..at last..

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